so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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