windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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