The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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