dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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