You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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