Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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