i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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