Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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