is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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