that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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