We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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