He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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