I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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