What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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