I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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