It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
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I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I would ride that face into the sunset
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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