Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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