butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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