I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
There's a naked man in my car right now.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Randomize