Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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