No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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