I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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