We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
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i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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