Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
do herpes really smell.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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