The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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