i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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