I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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