I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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