OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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