he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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