He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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