Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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