I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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