Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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