That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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