Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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