guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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