okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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