3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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