I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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