well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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