how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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