K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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