return my video game
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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