is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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