I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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