3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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