he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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