Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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