I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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