Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Who died my cat blue again?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
