Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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