It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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