You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
do herpes really smell.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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