wake up i wanna do it froggy style
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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